"Congratulations on your upcoming wedding! I would be pleased and honored to be with you on your big day. As your officiant, I see my role as a guide and advisor. I want to help you get through the craziness that can accompany wedding planning and keep you focused on the true reason for this celebration – your future life together. Your ceremony should reflect all your hopes and wishes for your married life and I will help you accomplish that. Traditional or as un-traditional as humanly possible, it’s your day!! You do it your way, I’m just there to make it legal!!!"